deceptivelyawesome:

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tockthewatchdog:

me: hey can you make dopamine and serotonin

my brain:

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dankmemesreasonforliving:

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beyoncescock:

mom: dinner is ready

me:

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meatfighter:

thisiselliz:

Real love is sitting in a apartment with your Significant other and y’all don’t have cable or internet so y’all just sit around all day doing nothing

Sound like 2 broke ass niggas to me

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gothickingcobra:

I showed u death grips bro… I showed u how o photoshop VHS effects… I showed u Arizona iced tea… how could u betray me like this bro

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boogiegarden:

Romeo + Juliet (1996)

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caucasianscriptures:
“The level of owned and burned is absolutely off the charts
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caucasianscriptures:

The level of owned and burned is absolutely off the charts

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fluorescentjellyfish:

kilkaz:

kafukafuura1917:

given that people are already noticing how tumblr dorks are turning top and bottom into basically gendered stereotypes my prediction is that the next bastard thing this dying website will do is finally reach the peak of its obsession with the western zodiac and turn it into a legitimate system of social hierarchy

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neutralangel:

dvphn1:

black–twitter:

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wow i love this

One of the truest things I’ve ever heard is that people who say they’re “brutally honest” are more interested in the brutality than the honesty.

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